"Since I Got My Boob Job, No One Recognizes Me" T-Shirt — Funny Titness Protection Program Pin-Up Tee
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"Since I Got My Boob Job, No One Recognizes Me" T-Shirt — Funny Titness Protection Program Pin-Up Tee
 

"Since I Got My Boob Job, No One Recognizes Me" T-Shirt — Funny Titness Protection Program Pin-Up Tee

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New look, new identity. This retro pin-up bombshell peeks over her cat-eye sunglasses in a trench coat, fake mustache in hand, next to a gold badge, handcuffs and a "Confidential" file, because ever since the upgrade nobody recognizes her anymore. The bold vintage lettering reads "Since I got my boob job, no one recognizes me... It's like I got put in the Titness Protection Program!" A cheeky, full-color tee for anyone who has had a little work done, the friend recovering from surgery, bachelorette weekends, girls' nights out or anyone who loves a good pun with retro style.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort

- Retail fit with ribbed crew neckline and side seams for a neat, structured silhouette

- High-quality DTF/DTG printing for a crisp graphic

- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and durability

- REACH certified; ethically manufactured

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

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Built to Last

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Soft Ring-Spun Cotton

Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric

Lightweight, breathable fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit

Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability

Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar

Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label

Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

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We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

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Absolutely! Shipping rates will vary depending on where you live, so be sure to check our shipping policy.

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"Since I Got My Boob Job, No One Recognizes Me" T-Shirt — Funny Titness Protection Program Pin-Up Tee

"Since I Got My Boob Job, No One Recognizes Me" T-Shirt — Funny Titness Protection Program Pin-Up Tee

$33.51 USD

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